I Blame Delhi!

Again!! It’s a combination of a desperate attempt to reach 100 on the blog space and my futile attempts
to read Organizational Behavior.

But it’s not like this one is an absolutely arbitrary soup of words.

Hmmm….Soup…

Jhurani. Concentrate.

I know title is overtly sensational. But with the traffic this page generates.
You guys leave me with no choice but to resort to India TV way of reporting (Nothing But Truth!! ) :P

But seriously, Delhi is to be blamed for ruining my career.

Why??

It’s cold out here.
And those of you know me…don’t start.

Dude, you are from Jaipur. It must be darn cold there. This should be like normal for you.

a)I was cold there in Jaipur too. Just that I was too proud to accept. Common, that nonchalance of
  me being super cool/unaffected by cold is ehhh…kewl.
  Frankly speaking, even a dude from Alaska would be freezing here in Delhi.
  Just that bugger would be too proud to say “Yes…I am cold”.

b)I am not a winter baby. The only way I am a winter baby is when I am under a blanket made up
  of 2-3 quintals of cotton. And my mother is not pulling it away.

c)My immunity sucks. My nose has been behaving like an Alien since November. Only something
  disgusting has to come every time it is messed around with. Okay, don’t leave the page,
  not like I touched your computer monitor or something. Jeez…what a wuss!

d)I am not exactly a “Jaipur cold loving person”. The reason I was able to survive
  Chennai/Bangalore/Hyderabad was because these places were like COLD FREE!!
  And after 8 years of living in normal temperature zones…Delhi is a pain.


So essentially my nose is not going to get any better, immunity is not gonna get strong no matter
how much Chawanprash my dear mother stuffs down my throat
[ To all the makers , why can’t you just put in some effort in changing the way it looks…Yikes!]
Nor am I going to get up in time for any of the classes, quizzes and presentations that are scheduled before 1 PM.
Ergo no grades, no CV short listing, no career.
[This has absolutely nothing to do with my lack of efforts or wasting time, not planning well, not working hard etc….Mind It! ]

I so wanted to use this line.

I rest my case.