Hightlights from Life...

Heck!!!
My expressions are getting sadder and sadder by day.
Last post was downright horrible...For the next few
days absolutely no morose stuff ( no matter how true
it is ) but a little bit of sarcasm can be accommodated :)


Few inklings from last couple of weeks..

1) Realized IStory is really a lame name for the space.
Suggestions solicited.Even if you stumbled here by mistake.

2) Mental note to self : Book tickets in advance while planning
trip back home.It is not,repeat,it is not a good idea to take
a ride in an Innova with driver whose thinks a couple of winks
( read naps ) during the trip is acceptable. [ I so wanted to
lecture him on Six Sigma but was afraid he might pass out ]

3) You have to,repeat,you have to have a collection of songs which
help keep people awake and not kill them.
Yes,it is the driver who "Incidentally" I was trying to keep awake
( and stay alive in process ) by playing Oooooolllldddd ( old old very old types)

Another sticky note for the brain..."Kya se kya ho gaya,bewafa" and
"Chalo ek baar phir se ajnabi" are not peppy...not at all you thickhead.

4) Again,book tickets while coming back from home.
And yes, Saif Ali Khan was lying when he told his friends in "Dil Chata Hai"
that he came all the way from Goa with his rear balanced on a wooden plank
in a truck.

And yes,it is not at all cool.It hurts,even when you take a barely cushioned plank behind drivers seat.And hey,you have a huge body structure [ That's euphemism for being fat],you are not Saif for heavens sake.

Do not ever try it again.

5) Try and recall at least the tune of the Aartees ( Religious hymns ) while going
home for a festival.Your parents/relatives/annoying neighbors can pull you anytime and push you in front of the crowd to continue.
[Note to self,COLDPLAY is not a song/tune which could be modified while saying Hi to God]

Enough already of the repetitions and disparaging humor.

C ya all later...