Okay...to all the people who think that this resembles Sidin's book "The incredible adventure...Dork" you are right.Teensy weensy bit of motivation here ( Anu Malik Feat Himesh...no not that bad I promise). And if I go on saying title is the only resemblance well...then again I would be lying...but that is his fault...he did MBA before I did...
Anywho,after today's lecture on Biz communication where we did an impromptu interview ( don't get me started on what that means ) the only word which kept coming back was "CHUFF" ( variant of GAS which we used in Engineering ). Now here is this guy...no names people :) and he is a typical engineering Dolt..not a bright fish but then he has got this gift...With that he comes to a B school...first in not very many installments...here is "The Dolt"
There walked a guy,in a suit and a tie [not just suit and tie]
Confidence personified,but Knowledge herniaied.
He had the gift of gab,with yesterdays ET in bag,
A headline on page 1 and 4,he needs no more.
He sees the lot,reading,assimilating like a bot,
Smiles,cleans his shoe ( not with a smile )knocks,voice says who??
I am the DUDE,he thinks,but says,Sir,me,like an angle,blinks,
Hullo!Panel asks TEMSAY* and the bugger shouts YAY!!
PRank 22 in class four,Toilet trained at one,do you want more?
Hobbies designing robot,Interests,geothermoInfomatics,isnt that hot?
Hurrah!Bravo!Panel hailed,your letter already been mailed,
Dolty finally in,says,coo,suddenly a voice says,not so soon,FOOL!!
To be continued...
*TEMSAY - Tell me something about yourself
**No offense to guys who actually design robot and read Geo thingie...but then if you do all that and still come to a B-School!!!Man...what the freck...
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